So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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