your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I could have mohawked her pubes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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