You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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