and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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