You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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