I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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