She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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