that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's blow job season.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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