I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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