god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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