I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
