Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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