Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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