I wannas sexs uuuuu
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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