If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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