Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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