Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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