There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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