I bet he comes in French.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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