this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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