we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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