My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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