I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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