I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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