yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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