There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Watching her eat just hurts me
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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