I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
