thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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