i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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