Small penises have feelings too.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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