If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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