I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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