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pwbgyin

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what?

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penguin condom

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(602): View more from Arizona

Duck Duck Cougar?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"

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(310): View more from California

once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there

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(507): View more from Minnesota

i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.

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(419): View more from Ohio

... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.

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(585): View more from New York

I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk

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(573): View more from Missouri

I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER

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