D3 body, D1 cock
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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