what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
