Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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