Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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