Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Everyone says I win the strip club
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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