super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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