We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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