I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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