tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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