why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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