The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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