seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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