But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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