His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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