I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think my mom watched the whole time
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
