Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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