it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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